The Dangerous Idiots Live at The Legendary White Water Tavern

by The Dangerous Idiots

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The original motion picture soundtrack to the live concert film, "The Dangerous Idiots Live at the Legendary White Water Tavern"

Directed by Aaron Sarlo
Produced by Dangerous Idiots
All songs written by Aaron Sarlo © 2013 except
“Crashing Jet,” written by Tripp Lamkins and
“Hole In My Head” written by Clay Bell and Aaron Sarlo

Performance by:
Aaron Sarlo - vocals, guitar
Jake Rutherford - bass
Leewood Thomas - drums

Filmed on location at the White Water Tavern,
July 20, 2013
Editor - Leewood Thomas
Sound and recording engineer - Jason Tedford
Venue sound - Will Boyd
Original music by Aaron Sarlo
Photography by Steven Veach, Mike Poe,
Cody Riggan, Guy Booher, John Ruffner
Lighting - Jake Rutherford, Leewood Thomas
Cover art photos - Steven Veach


released August 6, 2016



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Track Name: Wifi
The sun made water and made air, grew good food everywhere.
It did, for me, today. And the world gave me a home today
as long as I could stay. It did, for me, today.

And all of that can go to hell, and everything else, if I can't be with you.
Your love gets me through my life. It warms and brightens my nights, my darkest nights.

And you will never need a home as long as there's the slightest spark in these old bones.
Track Name: You Don't Know What We Would Do
It's time for life, it's time for good
you know, we need it so bad
it's like something we never had
the end was almost here
the dark, it was crystal clear
and it was breathing death right in my face,
and it was almost all I could take

I said You don't know what we would do,
what we'd do to you

We finally reached our exit,
and we get extra credit
for not slicing you into chum,
and tossing you overboard
to a fife and a drum

We said You don't know what we would do,
what we'd do to you
Track Name: Dark
It's getting dark
and the light is flying out of my soul
I'm going home
I'm falling in a deep, dark hole
the dead of night
cradles me like I am its kid
if you set me free
I'm gonna put some more nails in my lid
Track Name: Disnee Turned Me Queer
I never wanted to be high on life
that's some shit that got shoved down my throat out of spite
Disnee turned me queer

they turned the whole world into drooling buffoons
with a black hole for a heart and some stupid cartoons
Disnee turned me queer

I see them coming for me, they're all teeth, claws, and fur
and way more sticker than bumper
Disnee turned them queer

And if you don't think that they're coming for you
if you're looking at The Devil saying, "Isn't it cute,"
Disnee turned you queer

And I should kill them all, but they are already dead
because they all worship a guy who froze his own head.
Disnee turned me so queer
Disnee turned you so queer
Disnee turned it all queer
Track Name: Now
I want to go out on a really nice, balmy night
I want to be seen by everyone
I want to pull up in a really nice car
I want to ignore a real nice phone
instead, I gotta go to my really nice job
gotta pay all these really nice bills
can someone please tell me,
Am I being robbed?
Because I can't find my time or my will

and I don't want to wait
I want it now

I want to go vote for a really cool dude
or, better yet, a real cool chick
because it doesn't even matter if it has a dick
it just has to stand up and be true
because I don't want to have to kill Richie Richie in his face
just to get a TV

I don't want to wait
I want it now
I don't want to wait, you can't make me wait
I'm coming for it now

Don't even think I wouldn't
I await the end of shouldn't
when I'll get it in real good, and
I hope that you will see
all the little things you need to see

because I don't want to wait
I want it now
Track Name: He Who Has the Information Is the Leader
Are you tired of all the bullshit? You can see the picture, but you can't get the pieces to fit.
And, when you turn on your radio, is someone telling you your whole world is gonna explode?
I'd get down. When I get down, I load a big bowl, but that's just me.

It's just a lack of information. There is no need to think the moon is the sun.
Just waddle over to the Internet, but put on your thinking cap because there's a lot of garbage on there.
And, don't get down. Don't let it get you down. You'll figure it out because we need you to.
Track Name: Cooler Than You
I lead a pathetic life but I know
that I'm still cooler than you
I'm big and fat, and I'm losing my hair
but somehow I'm still cooler than you
I don't do nothing, I don't go anywhere
but still I manage to be cooler than you
let me break this down
I can take nothing and sing you a song
listen here
I'm cooler than you
and you would have nothing if you tried all week long
I'm cooler than you
there's money and there's fame
if you want to play that game
either way
I'm cooler than you
and when the world has spun along
and we're both dead and gone
I'll still be cooler than you
Track Name: Can I Get a Role Model
Dad is a mom, and mom is a dad. Of all that has been, I shouldn't have.
Can I get a role model? Can I get a role model?
My teachers don't know their mouth from their ass. So they don't know they're shitting when they lecture the class.
Can I get a role model? Where's my role model?
Not once in my life did I feel government pride. What I feel instead is the urge to run and hide.
Can I get a role model? Where's my role model?

My friends are all drunks, oh yeah, my enemies are, too.
I guess no one can think of anything else to do.
Can we get a role model? Where's our role model?
My neighbors eat pills like they're eating food,
'cause they call afflictions what they used to call moods.
Can we get a role model? Where's our role model?

If I knew that I was alone I would go out my window,
but I'm not alone, and neither are you.

So here is the message. There's no other way.
Toss out them pills. Stop drinking today.
'Cause you're the role model. You're the role model.
I said there's no other way for this thing to work,
so ditch all the losers and tune out all the jerks.
'Cause you're the role model. We're all the role model.